jokes

So you want some jokes  , bored of music  .. huhhh  .......

At AdOl there are different types of jokes .......

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SPACE JOKES

When do green martians turn red ?

         When thei space pants fall down  !

Why don't aleins visit earth ?

         Because they can't find hotel accomodations !

Why does Saturn have a ring ?

         Because it is engaged to Jupiter!

SKINNY MINNY

How skinny is Minny ?

        She is so skinny that next to her a tooth pick looks fat !!

How does Minny clean a gun ?

        She puts on old clothes and crawls through the barrel!!!

What is a seven course meal to Minny ?

           A meatball and six peas!!!

      FAT NAT

How fat is Fat Nat ?

        He  is so fat that he had to give up jogging because he was  causing potholes in the street!!

When does Fat Nat have a seven course meal??

        As a midnight snack. 

Ha Ha Ha these jokes are so funny ...

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